A teacher told all students in a class to write an
essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except
one Sardarji. He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

Postman: – I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: – Why did u come so far. Instead u could
have posted it….

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How’ll U divide, U”VE 3 children? Sardar
replied: Ok!
We’ll apply NEXT YEAR

Sardar’s wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like
all d passengers in d bus he was driving..

A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after
every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar
stands up- We must find & stop her!.

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking
at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied ”Arey
bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The
Chinese friend just says “CHIN YU YAN” and dies.
Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last
words. It is ‘U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!”

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his
eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing. He
said-I am seeing how I look while
sleeping.